Google Wants Blood:
How to Feed the SEO Beast in 2025

SEO is no longer about sprinkling keywords like fairy dust. It’s about relevance, **real user value**, and surviving **algorithm bloodbaths** without losing your domain in the noise.

This isn't some beginner's checklist — it’s a **battle-tested framework** the Web Runners use to crush SERPs, slap AI content around, and make Google *beg* to index us.

1. AI Detection is Real. Beat It with Soul.

If your content reads like it was born in a server farm, you're done. Add voice. Add sarcasm. Add *YOU*. AI content is everywhere — human tone wins the war.

2. Keywords Still Matter (But They're Sneaky Now)

Target intent, not just terms. Use long-tail. Speak like a user would search it. Google knows context — feed it phrases that solve pain, not just match strings.

3. Page Speed = SERP Survival

Bloated images? 10MB hero videos? You just tanked your rankings. Core Web Vitals are your god now. Compress, lazy load, and throw out your giant carousels.

4. Structure or Die

Headings. Lists. Internal links. Alt tags. Semantic HTML. If a blind user or a crawler can’t understand your page in 5 seconds — you deserve to vanish.

5. Originality Is Blood in the Water

Google is *ravenous* for content that says something new. Mix code with commentary. Add case studies. Drop brutal honesty. Hell, invent your own terms.

6. Internal Linking = SEO Engineering

Every blog post should support the others. Build topic clusters. Think like a spider, not a blogger. Your site is a network, not a list of thoughts.

7. Own the User.

Metrics like dwell time, bounce rate, and engagement send stronger signals than some keyword in your title. Hook users. Hold them. Convert them. Then Google will follow.

8. PageSpeed Isn’t Optional — It’s War

You can write like Shakespeare, optimize your keywords like a sniper, and build the tightest site structure in the game — but if your site crawls like it's stuck in 2007 dial-up, you're toast.

Google doesn’t just “prefer” fast sites. It **worships** them. And users? They bounce faster than your cheap-ass hosting. Every millisecond matters.

PageSpeed Insights Score Screenshot

What your PageSpeed Insights should look like. Yes, that’s a full video hero, and yes, the score still slaps. Optimize harder.

Targets? Simple:

  • Performance: 95+
  • First Contentful Paint: < 1s
  • Total Blocking Time: < 100ms
  • Largest Contentful Paint: < 1.2s
  • Speed Index: < 2s
  • Cumulative Layout Shift: 0
  • Accessibility: As close to 100 as you can
  • Best Practices: As close to 100 as you can
  • SEO: 100

How do you get there? Cut the crap. Compress your assets. Lazy-load what’s not essential. Use modern formats like WebP. Kill third-party scripts like they owe you money. And if your site can't afford it, stop embedding auto-playing videos in the hero.

Fast = Rank. Fast = Trust. Fast = Money. Fix your speed or feed your traffic to your faster competitor.

Wrap-Up: Feed the Beast. Own the Game.

If you're still playing by 2018 SEO rules, you’re about to be eaten alive. Today's SEO is ruthless, real, and rewards those who build like users matter and write like gods.

Don't just chase Google's tail. Build a site so good, so fast, so human — that Google chases you.

— The Web Runners
We write for users. We rank like warlords. And we don’t beg for page one — we take it.